ears with me and abandon you, Dear Preacher.” To some slight degree, the church heard the ultimatum of the eye, but only to a slight degree. While drama clubs and PowerPoint choruses began to punctuate suburban evangelical worship, changing things a bit, sermons remained dull of image and void of light. The church has sometimes castigated television, because it seemed to pipe too much R-rated secularism directly into the living rooms of the faithful. Outside of cable religion, the church seemed rarely